saucyB52

saucyB52 t1_itefi5y wrote

i was once investoibagating the corners of my families odal lands

i found the neighbors(his house has since been struckin down by lightning) corner plot marker, and I placed a quahog shell that i myself had dug up, harvested and eaten, so i then placed the quahog shell on the property marky, thus making the mark my own.

I am now the rightfull ruler of the surrounding lands, their cattle and fruit baring trees

thats all you gotta do

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saucyB52 t1_isvnvb5 wrote

heres a tip ive only recently discovered

the stars just arnt as bright at the beginning of the night as they are late late night, like 430 or 5 on todays date

i woke up by chnce at 5am the other day, yesterday maybe, oh thats mon, no thats um wat day is today, i just dont know the answer to that mystery

but at 5am i went outside to let the dog out and have a pee, it pretty dark n black night sky, trhe stars are poppin, super super bright all twinkly ad oh yea im in wickford thats north kingstown to all you nice folk out there, and the bad ones, yea you, youra stinker

anyways get up at 430, 5 and thats your jackpot of glorious bright twinklin stars, better hope theres no clouds but i bet you lleready knew that one

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saucyB52 t1_is2c3bn wrote

Reply to comment by JKBone85 in Private beach clubs by AJP51017

no u cant

try drinking a beer, if any upity Karen doesnt like that, all she has to do is flag down a cop who if he feels extra stern that day can come arrest you

however, im not afraid of no karen, lift your half pints if youv got one :P

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saucyB52 t1_irylk0b wrote

fanzerella smashes the juke box and suddenly its not broken

a 7 inch record in slow mo roles out and it spins like a flicked quarter all rotating n drawn out

after a while it lands on the thingamajing n the hmmmm im runnin on empty folks

help a brother out

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saucyB52 t1_irlbjtf wrote

how do catch one of those?

ive got a pole some hooks n sinkers a boat n some motivation to catch a big styriper

what bait is good and where to pa]]rk or drive the boat to

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saucyB52 t1_iqop719 wrote

first night in San Diego hitched from san fransisco, took like 4 days

wandering the streets searchin for a place to sleep for the night

wats that, what do I see the crossing of Narragansett Ave and Rzhode Island ave, Id been away from home for 4 months, Hawaii before california, and it was a rush, seein the cross roads sign, thats my home!!!

I slept in an alley way that night, i want to say at the cross roads, but id be lying to you

homeless in hawaaii is magic, homeless on the mainland is missery, dont recomend it

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