Holy fuck I didn’t realize there were so many idiotic Vermonters drinking the Russian kool aid wtf the comments on this post are disgusting.

Hell yeah!

Yeah the reason he hangs with me is because we have a really strangely setup house where delivery people never know where the hell to drop stuff. The closest door to our driveway is our detached garage door so they often leave stuff there. I also happen to smoke in my garage right around UPS time...well one day he delivered something and i heard a "sniff, sniff, sniff, DAAAAYUMMM man that smells good!" Look toward the door and see him cheesing giving me a thumbs up. Now anytime he's delivering he comes right to the garage and hangs out for a few. Sometimes I'm up in the house and I can see the disappointment on his face when he goes to the garage and I'm not there lol.

Usually my dog goes and hangs out in his truck while we chill in the garage lol. He often finds a Chewy box to molest.

Works nicely to be so nice to your UPS guy - we have a parcel locker down at the end of our private road but he always makes an attempt to deliver straight to our house unless weather prevents it. We had a baby this year which meant TONS of huge and awkward things getting delivered (I'm looking at you 170lb crib). The dude literally dragged it into my house for me despite that very much not being an expectation. A week later a 100lb changing table again and a substitute UPS dude left it in a mud puddle in pouring rain at the end of my road.

Same. It wasn’t until a few years ago when a neighbor had a break in that they started locking it.

We moved to an even more rural town and our neighbors JUST started locking their doors this year after we had a break in.

My UPS guy often comes and hangs out in my garage lol.

Yesterday I gave a complete stranger the code to my garage so they could get in and get some cash that I was leaving them for some wood they were delivering. Don’t plan on changing the door code either!

Me neither. But definitely everyone besides the three of us.

Lol!

Are nurses the only ones who know what thrush is?

Also you do know that there is a whole group of birds called Thrushes?

But this one is visiting VT so it’s required to make a post as all visitors are.

This is what they called a joke back in my day. Apparently you have to go back to Egyptian civilization times to understand.

Back in my day there were only three drugs and none of them would kill you!

Cool thanks I thought they checked all of our licenses before we subscribed.

No, because when I say out of staters I specifically mean those who do not actively currently live in Vt

Ceres treated you well eh?

Just hit my vape pen from there as well, plus a bit of flower from another source. Touch of smuggs whiskey and 👌

What if I told you….this was comedy 😎

Right? How the hell else will i get over my crushing social anxiety while also ensuring i spend all day tomorrow anxiously thinking about all the dumb stuff i feel like i said while drunk.

In this context I meant someone who is not actively living in Vt currently. Which I think was pretty obvious.

Ayyyyy

Lol if you think west coast and Puerto Rico are “well traveled” I think maybe you’re the odd one. Seems like a classic NYC mentality - “you simpletons can’t even fathom the real world”

Also nowhere am I claiming it’s bad to be from out of state so….

Happy to do my part.

I’d love to. Never been that way before. And I do love whiskey.

It doesn’t….

Dude, are you going to respond to every comment claiming that I’m starting drama? Seriously, you’re making WAY more drama than me.

Well I don’t have a whole pharm full of rocks so you’ve got me beat there.

I’d say in more or a hobby rock pharmer.

I’m a tech idiot and didn’t even know that existed but, yes, that would have been more effective with less drama.

sToP pUsHiNg DrAmA - said you in another comment.